Sunday, November 8, 2009

i saw birds flying around when i was Berjogging-an today. yeah, birds FLY. tiny birds, a lot of them. as the view was getting even better, a HUGE
burung gagak landed on the tree. wtf. potong to the max.
AND I NOW HAVE A CAST ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FOOT. no no, the crow didn't
attack me, my foot had a corn. nonono! not a SWEETCORN CORN. its a lump of dead skin cells that forms because too much pressure was exerted on it.sigh, my poor left feet.
and
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD?
some person wants to sue FB because ppl keep stealing crops from her BARNBUDDY. pffffft. that, i think is the joke of the year.
what happens when you steal crops from someone elses barn?
you get sued!!!!! HAHAHA.
-.- , pathetic not?
if she wins the case, I'd pay the lawyer 1 million to sue my friends for spamming my inbox,
ah!
my finger broke because i had to keep deleting emails! then buy myself an island, and invite my friends over for a party. :)

YOU WISH LA.
im guessing this is the new ERA, like, make up the dumbest excuses to sue someone. the new form of SUE.
I'm gonna sue you because i had diarrhea while having lunch with you.
I'm gonna sue you because you didn't reply my messages ( i'd be rich ).
I'm gonna sue you because you said you were coming at 10a.m but you came at 10.01 a.m.
what else can be sued?
i mean,
what else
CAN'T be sued?
reminiscence,
i just said your name out loud.
& I'm trying to figure out why.
Jamie Lee
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