Thursday, August 13, 2009


alah! emo siaol!!
inspirasi dari rumah. :D:D .
I finally realized the advantage of unhealthy people when it comes to using the restroom or in other words. toilet laaa. their pee don't stink. According to the
Jam's theory, when you're sick, you drink lots and lots of water, when there's too much water, the excess water will be processed into
urea/ PEE/ shi shi/ pang liu/xiao bian, sooooooooooo, its really really diluted, thus, diluted pee, not smelly. :D
and do you know that Toilet bowls are for u to SIT ON?

just a gentle reminder, don't
fucking squat on a toilet bowl. its the dumbest move you'll ever want to make. Maybe you think that having your ass in contact with the previous pee-er's ass is disgusting, but what happens AFTER u squat on it? the next person will have
to sit on
YOUR disgusting shoe mark.
and get their ass all dirty thanks to some inconsiderate people like you.
besides,
whats the point of calling it a
toilet seat when you don't sit on it?
and
if you're not ready.
I suggest you don't scroll down.
I have a picture where this lady Squatted on the toilet bowl.
totally deserved it.
but.
ew.

what
MIGHT be running inside her head right now :
OMFG, how'd that happen!? fml.yeah. FYL.

see that black thing deep inside her meat?
thats her large intestine.
i know.
wtf right?
nah!
just messing around.
its her tighs.
there's no intestine there. XD

What you
SHOULD be learning from this :
I will never squat on toilet bowls ever again!!!
There's this other thing that's been bothering me lately.
God invented humans, given legs, hands, ears, mouth, eyes and stuff.
but somehow.
all those weren't put to use wisely.
almost every other week.
I end up in toilets that are left
UNFLUSHED.
remind me again what are your hands for?
Your hands, use it to flush toilets.
your brains, to think!
your eyes, to make sure your shit goes down.
your nose, to smell???
your legs, to step??
okay. it doesnt really make sense now. XD
what I'm trying to say is, no matter how old you are,or how disabled you are, flush the damn toilet. its the most disgusting sight anyone would want to look at
before a hearty meal.
don't hesitate,
FLUSH. :)
we don't need to know what you ate for lunch/breakfast/dinner.
& I was left with nothing again.
I'll love you, always do.
Jamie Lee
20:31