Friday, August 10, 2007
first of all.i would like to thank my family especially my dad.who brought the modem back.second.i would like to thank my brother for fixing it and using it all the time when my dads not around.third.i would like to thank my mom for being away so nobody wud snatch the internet away from me.and lastly.i would like to thank my aunt.tat knows nuts about computer.thank you ALL!
yeah right.
at a day like this.who would know wat they should do?its like so hot.and dry.and sizzling.and boring.and well.plain.
ever realized how important were toilets to us?
well.we should.
they play an enourmous humongous role in our lives.
toilet role.
imagine without them.wher else could we stop to take a leak or throw a bomb while we were eating or shopping?WHERRRRRRR??the public toilets.the fantastic seat.the soft and smooth toilet paper.the big tank with H2O.and last but not least. THE 2.3M door. yesh yesh yesh.they combine to create the best invention yet.
The ToiLet
i am incredibly impressed by toilets.especially those really really nice ones in Japan.they have like the ASS massager.imagine after a hard time shitting they massage ur ass.not with hands.with water.man do they love asses.the problem with malaysia.is tat.they dun appreciate toilets.guys suck at aiming and the ladies dirty the toilet seat by SQUATTING when given a SEATED toilet.why is it called a toilet bowl?its for u to freaking sit on it and shit into tat freaking Hole provided not for u to squat and look at ur shit as it sinks into the toilet.so.now.do u get the point?
a word of advice.
please be more civilised and obey the toilet rules.
deep down inside.i am nothing to u.
Jamie Lurves You.&CaiYun.
10th august 2007
5.57pm
Jamie Lee
17:31
